So I discovered the greatest website in the world (aside from this blog), OMEGLE. Basically, the site pairs you with a completely random stranger from around the world and you just chat it out until one of you disconnects. Kind of creepy, but really awesome. Totally anonymous. I'm gonna give a FREE $25.00 Gift Card to whoever posts the funniest OMEGLE conversation. E-mail the conversation to us with your name (we won't post your name), and the staff here will decide who wins. You can say and do whatever, but remember that sexy talk and poop jokes have all been done before, so origionality will definitley count. Here's one of mine from the other night so you can get the concept:
I'm "You", obviously.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello my child
Stranger: hello
You: This is God, what questions do you have for me?
Stranger: hello father mcneill
You: He's but a servant, this IS God.
Stranger: why did prioest frank touch me in my special place
You: Because you didn't finish your vegetables.
You: What else?
Stranger: but he said it was ok
You: I'm dealing with the Catholic church now. This is all you have to ask of the Almighty?
Stranger: i sometimes look at dirty pictures, will i burn?
You: Not if you refrain from fapping to them.
Stranger: chicken or the egg god
You: The egg.
Stranger: really
You: Really. Don't question God.
Stranger: are u a virgin god
You: The complexity of why is above your comprehension.
You: "Virginity" is speculative.
Stranger: why did you kill your only begotten son
You: You killed him. Sinner.
Stranger: noooooo
Stranger: you helped the jews
You: and we're gonna hash that shit out inthe afterlife.
Stranger: god can i burrow you powers for a day
You: April Fools, this really isn't God.
Stranger: borrow^
Stranger: bastard, not funny man
You: April Fools, it really is.
Stranger: u joker u
Stranger: are u black or white god
You: I am Japanese.
Stranger: now we are fucked
You: Yes my child, you are.
You: because I am smart at math and dress better than you do.
Stranger: but you drive like shit
You: That would be Mrs. God.
Stranger: sorry its the yes i get mistaken
Stranger: eyes^
You: Hold on, prayer coming through.
Stranger: on hold to god, how good is that
Stranger: you got call waiting god
You: Ok, I'm back.
Stranger: will the world end in 2012
Stranger: i heard about a big rock
You: No, in 2013. Get ready.
Stranger: plague? famine?
You: Plague.
Stranger: america?
You: You're fucked.
Stranger: can you not save us
You: I don't want to. Just like Gommorah.
You: Save yourself, move to Canada.
Stranger: but i will find you some good men
Stranger: righteous men
Stranger: canada is too cold, oh wait i come from scotland
Stranger: it seems you have forsaken me
You: I have.
You: Farewell.
You have disconnected.
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So that's the idea. Remember, nothing is taken serious on the internets, so if you are a serious person it won't be as fun.
Ready.
Set.
Go.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: Negative.
Stranger: male?
You: Negative.
Stranger: awesoem
Stranger: i am not horny
You: awesoem.
You have disconnected.
YOU: L.C.
I love the awkwardness of this one. Especially when the "stranger" wants to get down online...hahaha.
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HAHA that is hilarious
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