Graff-O-Matic

C'mon!
Believe it or not, GRAFFOMAT is introducing a graffiti art supply vending machine. “Forget about the times where you would run out of paint in the middle of the night and there would be nothing you could do about it.

Graffomat is here for you 24 hours a day, located easily accessible on almost every street corner in your neighborhood.” We can already see a few issues with this (i.e. who actually buys paint?) but a novel idea nonetheless. via highsnobiety

NOW THE ONLY THING IT NEEDS IS TO BE ABLE TO HOLD MY "Tactical Bacon"
FOR MY LATE NIGHT CRAVINGS.