I Gotta Get Out of Town

For the price of my SIXER of Ed Hardy Beer

(By the way if you haven't tried it it smells of desperation, hair gel, and Axe body spray
with subtle hints of day old stripper sweat and Jägerbombs.)
you can leave town and go stalk your favorite celeb (link NSFW).
HERE

NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIND SOMEONE TO SPOT ME A $20